< You Doom My Heart >

[rayheinrich]

Make sure that heart is well soused in beer before any attempt at removal, it will soften the muscle and make the whole process much easier. Alternatively, just use gaffer tape and put the bugger back together.

< 61, 49, or 23 >

a highway is a river that runs both ways
stepping in the same one twice
is just as impossible
but stepping on it is easy
avoiding the vehicles can be hard
but it's never impossible
except for possums and armadillos
and crossing it?
ask that chicken over there

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