A simple lie (An Ode to Billy Mays)

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I wrote this in Todd's "A New Prompt"


He told us his socks were white, oxy-white,
that he cooked four burgers on one pan,
while steaming his carpet

he told us that our gardens weren't, uh,
properly laid,
so he fed dirt while keeping the FLIES-away

it's too bad poor billy
increased the fighting power of
kaboom!
with crack cocaine