How misused the
apostrophe --
it’s never where
it’s meant to be
It shows up in
plurality
by twos and threes
annoyingly
Its ownership
to misconstrue
is sure, I’ll grant,
easy to do
It goes in where
a letter don’t
(I’ll not correct that
if you won’t!)
It makes a word
out of two others
or adds a letter
to another’s
Its proper use
is plain to see,
so do not fear
apostrophe
apostrophe --
it’s never where
it’s meant to be
It shows up in
plurality
by twos and threes
annoyingly
Its ownership
to misconstrue
is sure, I’ll grant,
easy to do
It goes in where
a letter don’t
(I’ll not correct that
if you won’t!)
It makes a word
out of two others
or adds a letter
to another’s
Its proper use
is plain to see,
so do not fear
apostrophe
It could be worse