Bathroom Poem (Big-Boy-Words Inside!)

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Well, I shit when I sit.
Yeah, I drop when I stop.
But, gotta wait to defecate.
'Cause I'm all out of chairs.


I wrote this lovely little nugget while taking a dump, obviously. Real glad I'm ambidextrous.

Hello Card.

Well, what's a lovely little nugget!

I really love that you can simply put
these two words 's**t' and 'sit'
into a very lovely little nugget,
especially for the opening line.

Well, I s**t when I 'sit.

It gives a very clear picture of your taking a dump,
only the picture, not the 'smell'.

But then, while following the 'nugget', not the 's**t',
my bowel got 'stuck' by the 'defecate',
and I've to run to my uncle 'Longman'
to find out what this 'defecate' means.
And the meaning is very simple - to empty the bowels.

Also I've to bother my uncle 'Longman' again
for this 'ambidextrous'.

And with this:

Yeah, I drop when I stop.

Is this about the defecation process?

And what does it mean with this line?

'Cause I'm all out of chairs.

Sorry to ask, but the 'English' or 'Ameringlish' is not
my first language but my foreign language.
So, this is not a piece of cake for me.

BTW, I do hope I did not offend you unintentionally with my long 'feedback'.
If I did, I'm truly sorry. My sincere apology.

Thank you very much Card for this lovely little nugget.
I really like your 'nugget'.

I've now added these two new words - 'defecate' and 'ambidextrous', into my vocabularies. Thank you.

To be honest, I've never ever been able to write anything while doing 'this'.
I think those who can are 'genius', be it a right hand or left hand or 'ambidextrous'.