01-20-2013, 01:50 PM
Oohhh... until I saw Cider's story was about a dog, I thought the thread was "Retarded Poets." Welp, guess I'll be leaving now.
No, seriously though, our dogs are kinda... not bright. One of our beagles, when she wants to be let in, runs full speed at our door. She has yet to break both the door and her skull, but I think her brain may be long gone.
It is entertaining though. We see her from ten or twenty yards off, running as fast as she possibly can, then there's a "whump" ten seconds later.
No, seriously though, our dogs are kinda... not bright. One of our beagles, when she wants to be let in, runs full speed at our door. She has yet to break both the door and her skull, but I think her brain may be long gone.
It is entertaining though. We see her from ten or twenty yards off, running as fast as she possibly can, then there's a "whump" ten seconds later.
Won't be seeing you through the field of tears I left behind