What were you back in the day and now

[billy]

back in the day ????? am still breathing the day aint over until the fat lady sings.....an i hate opera :p

Opera is boring, and they don't seem too fat anyway. It's always some pinched face thin woman singing. I turn to my wife: Is this over yet?

Yes back in the day. Some of us are getting old and decrepit. We're trying to remember the glory days without adult diapers.

Me: Man Billy, 'member when we used to never crap our pants.

Billy: I've always crapped my pants.

Me: What?

Billy: Yeah never seemed a skill I wanted to learn. Why do you think I write so much about poo.


So, yeah back in the day.

i remember that conversation

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yeah but what were you back in the day

back in the day i was a gangster and a bully.

so you were a car salesman