My Daughter's pet

[Keith]

I love the vivid images of a dressed up pig sat pride of place on the sofa, and somehow I think he's just as pissed off as you are, its a great poem. Just the fun content makes me want some rhyme in there so below is just a suggestion to pick up the start rhyme of fry and fly. If not love it as is, job done. TOMH

Heineken gives me the munchies
all i see are chops, burgers,
and crackling that crunches.

When it's sat with us and forced to watch telly
I find food channels cooking pork-belly.