Furies of Anne Gray Harvey:

[Leanne]

This was the first poem of yours I ever read, many moons ago, and it's forever shaped my opinion of you as a poet -- so no matter how many pieces of shite you may have churned out between then and now, I will always know how high you can set the bar

Having the lovely Adelle read it aloud was inspired. She sounds classy even when discussing cocks.