Thoughts on nudity

[Keith]

i remember when i met addy's mum for the first time,
we had holiday on an island called boracy; beautiful place, whites sand, shallow sea as far as the horizon (almost) a stunning place, the this really fat middle age to older guy strutted down the beach in shiny speedos so tight you could only see them from the back. it was gross but funny at the same time. they didn't match his bald sunburned head though

A Narcissus moment?

I remember walking along a beach in a beautiful place, wearing my favourite speedo's, you know, tight the way they like em, and this pair of bastards started pissing themselves at my shiny briefs. I am now so insecure about my appearance I have taken to wearing Kaftans and a wig
Oh if they could see me now.