10-10-2012, 06:31 AM
Before the '90s grunge scene, I was a bum. During the '90s grunge scene I was fashionable. Then they started selling dingy sweaters and pre-torn trousers for hundreds of dollars apiece. And people realised that I was a bum again. One time I had a long, unkept beard, and people continuously nagged me to shave it. A fashion magazine came out the next summer announcing that the "wolfman/bum-beard-look" was IN that year, with interviews from female models confessing that they secretly loved it when a man went a few weeks without shaving, and smelled like he'd been out in the sun all day: So I went and started hanging out on Seventh Avenue where the models shop. And guess what?...