I Fart A Beauty

[billy]

What can I say. That bloody Leanne put you up to this. You are a wasted talent. Seems that this is your natural home.

I only know one rondeau and 'tis to the French Nat. Anthem sung:
Who wrote it, please.

A french man went to the toi uh let
to 'ave a....bloody good shit.
'Eee took hees shirt 'an trousers off
so that 'ee could....revel een it.
Mais as ee reached for the payper
'ee found that someone 'ad been there be fore.

(chorus)
Oooo Ay le papi-ay?
Oooo Ay le papi-ay?
Ah, messieur, j'avay manure.
Ooooo Ay, le papi-ay?
Best,
tectak

how did you know it's true, she did, i'll do a google later to see if i can discover the owner thanks for the comment tom.

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Did I stumble into the sewer by mistake?

Okay, as for the critique. It's pretty darn great. I find nothing to offend me.... aside from the obvious

thanks for the feedback addy, glad it offended

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Haha very funny, no criticism to offer : P It made me laugh.

then it did it's job thanks.

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turtle's with an apostrophe

instead of "smell" in the last stanza, what about "stench"?

That'll do me... for some reason I don't want to hang around here, it's a bit whiffy.

thanks for the apostrophe and the word suggestion, i'll use both