I farted loudly in the bed
so loud my bottom almost bled.
I knew a silent one that stunk
so bad I'd thought I'd lost a chunk
by popping out the turtle's head
my partner gagged, her face turned red,
she asked me if my arse were dead;
then chided me for eating skunk.
I farted loudly.
In shame I covered up with dread
and giggled while the shit cloud spread.
A mushroom cloud of toxic funk
a heady gas that made her drunk
a stench that could have pulled a sled
I farted loudly.
Guidelines for a rondeau can be found here, care of Leanne.
so loud my bottom almost bled.
I knew a silent one that stunk
so bad I'd thought I'd lost a chunk
by popping out the turtle's head
my partner gagged, her face turned red,
she asked me if my arse were dead;
then chided me for eating skunk.
I farted loudly.
In shame I covered up with dread
and giggled while the shit cloud spread.
A mushroom cloud of toxic funk
a heady gas that made her drunk
a stench that could have pulled a sled
I farted loudly.
Guidelines for a rondeau can be found here, care of Leanne.