Impending Doom

[Leanne]

Of consequence she speaks, yes I
Have seen that gleam within her eye,
When chance appears for mischief made
With crackers, cats and lemonade --
Just mix with rum and fur will fly.

"But soft!" the poetasters cry
"What light is she illumined by?
How dare she mock, that sluttish jade
Of consequence?"

Their verse, it comes from God on High
To nestle on a lover's thigh
For bathos works to get you laid
By fools; I'd rather face the blade
Bare breasted to this poet-wry
Of consequence.

[popeye]

Great attitude Leanne, loved it!

[Bronte]

Oh ye of purple flavored power . As a mere Member I dare not raise my head before you for fear of being ( gulp)
but it sounds like you have been banging Shakespeare of and on! so yes, put this one in the keep box,

With crackers, cats and lemonade-- sounds just like me watching Telly

I came I read, i read twice and liked it

[Leanne]

Cheers little chickens, please close the pumpkin on your way out

[Erthona]

Two limbs or two ricks, take your pick, framing a shake or a spear, as you will dear,
yet I think more of happenstance than anything of consequence, oh! don't look askance,
grab your spear, come, let's dance, and leave those others to wallow in their pride
for never through your light will they be illumined by (their heart's are cold & they are blind)!

Dale

[Leanne]

my beers are cold, so let's get blind
(with any luck the nuns won't mind)
there's suckling pig upon the spit
for all poets who avoid the obvious rhyme

[Bronte]

Being a twisted sod I would have used rhythm, keep the buggers off step and alert.. make em think a bit !!

my beers are cold, so let's get blind
(with any luck the nuns won't mind)
there's suckling pig upon the spit
for all poets who avoid the obvious rhythem

[Leanne]

my beers are cold, so let's get blind
(with any luck the nuns won't mind)
there's suckling pig upon the spit
for all poets who avoid the obvious rhyme, rhythm and similes that get Bronte all hot under the collar

/fixed

[billy]

pics of the bare breast or gtfo

[Leanne]

[rayheinrich]

[Erthona]

bare bear and chicken tender.

eat me tender, eat me now,
as I spread my....

oh wait, this isn't the sewer!

[Leanne]

It can be if you want it to be :p

sj won't mind us moving...

[billy]

sonnet stuffings