02-07-2012, 01:34 PM
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I hate poems
that don't rhyme.
violets are blue,
I hate poems
that don't rhyme.
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Flowers and Hatred
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02-07-2012, 03:12 PM
I don't like to be the one to point out the most glaring error in this piece, but...
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02-07-2012, 05:17 PM
Violets are purple,
roses are red, you spoiled my poem, now I wish you was dead! 
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't. 
02-07-2012, 05:19 PM
Roses are red Violets are purple I like my cakes With maple syruple
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You and Roger Miller both, Ray :p
Roses are red Violets are purple when we are kissing try not to slurple
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02-07-2012, 09:12 PM
Roses are red Violets are purple Above hues and more? Get a crape myrple
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rose are red
violets are blue, this belongs outside the novice board, admin sorry mate
02-08-2012, 06:55 AM
you're looking red and I'm turning purple how fresh were those eggs on our maple surple?
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02-08-2012, 08:28 AM
the yolks were all red
and the whites slightly purple I think that it's urgent we get to hosturple
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02-08-2012, 09:36 AM
Roses are red,
the sea is deep blue, Hey Billy I think, they are ignoring ewe!
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
The Pig Pen was red
And now it is blue Bill moved the thread To fun, just for you Roses are prickly and stick in your finger I'm feeling sickly that girl was a minger
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02-08-2012, 02:20 PM
roses were red violets were purple that meteor struck with a bang not a whirple our blood is bright red and our faces are purple we're falling through glass in our own vicious cirple
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02-08-2012, 03:27 PM
Roses are red,
turtles are purple, but are they homo- or a heterocercal!
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
02-08-2012, 05:26 PM
Turtley beautiful, Dale
 Roses are pink and romance is icky it makes you stink and gets you all sticky
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02-08-2012, 11:54 PM
Roses aren't blue And daffodils vary Romance isn't icky Until it gets hairy
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02-09-2012, 03:06 PM
Harry wanted romance,
Beth wanted love, he looked her askance*, she gave him a shove. *usage in deference of Serah's use of the word "strike".
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't. 
02-10-2012, 12:04 AM
You guys caused
this threads memorial so it gets featured in my next tutorial :p
02-10-2012, 04:23 AM
lilies are white and clearly appropriate sorry we caused the police to expropriate
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02-10-2012, 04:38 AM
Lilies are white
and so were these sheets until you showed me the trick with the beets
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02-10-2012, 04:48 AM
Lilies are white And beets are all purple What's worse than beets? That damned maple surple
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