Fake Quotes
#1
The following are a few of my entries in a game I play with jadielue where we each take turns devising fake book quotes:

By taking the knife from my father and carving the turkey for his wife, his children, I had finally acheived my revenge. When I sliced into the lightly browned flesh of the bird, I could hear his manhood shrivel like an old man's hands. - Joe Beets, Returning to the Scene of the Crime

The farmhouse was old and barely used. A cartwheel rotted in the sun. It reminded me of when my brother and I found a cat skeleton by the roadside while I was driving him back from college for the summer. There was still some flesh draped over it. That night I drove back thirty miles to the very same spot to give it a proper burial. But it was gone. - James Henning, The Reunion

We never talked about death in our house. As the bowl of mashed potatoes was passed between my younger siblings, as mother sewed a new coat for the daughter of our less advantaged neighbours while father watched the presidential address, we never discussed where our tabby cat had gone, if it was still in the shoebox behind the outhouse or if God had taken it away. Or why my father so hated touching my grandmother. - Elizabeth Mortimer, Denials and Cutlery
"We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges." - Gene Wolfe
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#2
This is a great idea! I would love to be able to read "The Reunion". I hope it's ok to post one I've just written here?


"The ordeal with de Steiguer had left me with a pleasant sense of nostalgia, as if I had returned to my birthplace, or looked upon the face of my mother again. It did worry me slightly that for the first time in over a decade I had allowed my dark unconscious to take control and end the life of another. I could care less for de Steiguer – in fact after the initial meeting outside the parlour I had entertained fantasies wherein I shadowed him for hours until past sundown and poisoned his brandy with Phenol."

- Neal R. Huxley, Piercing The Smog
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#3
That is an excellent quote Cthonian. It's like a cross between an Agatha Christie novel and a Greek tragedy.
"We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges." - Gene Wolfe
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