Urban Myth's

[Benny2guns]

Here's one...Life is so much better in the city. I don't think thats true,what about you?

[billy]

i don't think it is either. many come to them in hope of a better life (in the philippines) only to end up begging.

wanking will fuck up your eyesight....saying that i do have to wear specs

[srijantje]

getting older is getting smarter
why didn't i think of that?

[Benny2guns]

i don't think it is either. many come to them in hope of a better life (in the philippines) only to end up begging.

wanking will fuck up your eyesight....saying that i do have to wear specs

Wanking= whineing and i would say faulse or did you mean wacking?
The sewers of new york are full of alligators??

[srijantje]

depends on what kind of alligators you mean,def.below wallstreet

there are sculptures of human faces on mars

[PimpQ]

Females are the cause of all trouble.

Somehow I never believed that, but that's an myth form old people anyway.

[Benny2guns]

Originates from the bible, original sin.

[PimpQ]

Originates from the bible, original sin.

oh, ic now, so lets get rid of these creatures!

[Benny2guns]

You can catch the crabs from a toilet seat.

[billy]

not true, you can only catch crabs from benny

if you're pulling a face and the wind changes direction, you stay looking like that.

[Benny2guns]

Actually if the temperature stays just right I think you can in fact pick up the eggs.

As to your face ...I would say faulse

[billy]

men can't shit and come at the same time

[Benny2guns]

men can't shit and come at the same time

ROFLMAO, I don't fucking know, have you tried it?

[PimpQ]

YOU BOTH HAVE CRABS, GO SHAVE YOUR PUBS!!! AND BODY HAIR!!!!. THEN BOIL YOUR CLOTHES!!!!!.
THEN GO WALK AROUND AT A NUDIST BEACH ))!!!!!!!!!!!!

[billy]

men can't shit and come at the same time

ROFLMAO, I don't fucking know, have you tried it?

i've tried shitting
and coming
but never at the same time

[Benny2guns]

Carrots will improve your eye site?

[srijantje]

i've been trying that for the last 10 years,no success yet

if you sneak up at a bird and put salt on its tail,it will sit and you can pick it up

[Benny2guns]

i've been trying that for the last 10 years,no success yet

if you sneak up at a bird and put salt on its tail,it will sit and you can pick it up

So thats what my cat does with the salt shaker.
Black Panthers are extinct in Canada.