Dog expert

[matsunosuperfan]

When you unlock the front doors 
And three German short hair pointers
Are jumping over each other in the lobby 
The gate knocked over
All the doors open
Their suite chain broken
Knob chewed off
Frame splintered
You wonder how long they've been at it

this one's pretty great

[CRNDLSM]

Thanks again matsuno! After a while new stories sound like old stories, so I think I'll be running out soon


"There was a cute little Pomeranian 
I would groom every six weeks
For years and at the end of each groom 
I'd give her a quick kiss on the nose
Before putting them away in the kennel

One time I forgot to give them a kiss 
And after putting them in the kennel
Leaned in real quick but she was quicker
And bit off my nose... This one is fake...
I had no idea she was kennel aggressive"