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Why Trump is Jesus come again
He was born a king, well - rich enough
He never served in the military.
He apprenticed with his father, who was in the construction business. A builder. Tekton.
He doesn’t speak Greek, only his native tongue
Jesus was unmarried in his first coming. As Trump, he’s now making up for it
He accused black youths of rape. Jesus defended a woman accused of adultery.
He said the press made up fake news. Jesus accused the Pharisees and saducees of making stuff up
A disease killed off the old in his time. A king killed babies in Jesus’s time, according to tradition.
He rose from the dead after his first term
He was put on trial by his enemies
They tried to kill him, but unlike Jesus in his first avatar, Trump survived
Judas betrayed Jesus. Many tried to betray Trump, including Musk.
Jesus promised to rebuild the temple. Trump rebuilt a part of the White House.
Jesus threw out the moneylenders. Trump wants to upturn the banking system by promoting crypto
The messiah would end all wars. Trump has already ended all wars.
Jesus went to heaven. Trump went to Epstein’s island.
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(01-23-2026, 04:51 AM)busker Wrote: Why Trump is Jesus come again
He was born a king, well - rich enough
He never served in the military.
He apprenticed with his father, who was in the construction business. A builder. Tekton.
He doesn’t speak Greek, only his native tongue
Jesus was unmarried in his first coming. As Trump, he’s now making up for it
He accused black youths of rape. Jesus defended a woman accused of adultery.
He said the press made up fake news. Jesus accused the Pharisees and saducees of making stuff up
A disease killed off the old in his time. A king killed babies in Jesus’s time, according to tradition.
He rose from the dead after his first term
He was put on trial by his enemies
They tried to kill him, but unlike Jesus in his first avatar, Trump survived
Judas betrayed Jesus. Many tried to betray Trump, including Musk.
Jesus promised to rebuild the temple. Trump rebuilt a part of the White House.
Jesus threw out the moneylenders. Trump wants to upturn the banking system by promoting crypto
The messiah would end all wars. Trump has already ended all wars.
Jesus went to heaven. Trump went to Epstein’s island.
This is very convincing but I had always considered Trump to be the second coming of Muhammed. Consider:
Early on - Monks saw signs that Muhammed would be a great prophet
- People saw signs Trump would be a great businessman, actor and eventual leader of the free world
- Muhammed received the first revelation of the Quran at 41 years old
- Donald Trump published "The Art of the Deal" (Modern day religious text) at 41 years old
- Muhammed's first wife passed away in 619
- Donald Trump lost his first wife in 1992 (coincidence? I think not)
- Muhammed began his ministry and gathered much of the Arab world to Islam
- Donald Trump began his ministry and gathered much of America to MAGA
- Muhammed conquered Mecca and made a spiritual journey part of the Haj journey
- Donald Trump conquered Washington DC and commanded his forces to overthrow the government.
Please see part 2 where we compare the 5 great miracles of Muhammed to the 1000 miracles of Donald Trump
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(01-23-2026, 05:42 AM)milo Wrote: (01-23-2026, 04:51 AM)busker Wrote: Why Trump is Jesus come again
He was born a king, well - rich enough
He never served in the military.
He apprenticed with his father, who was in the construction business. A builder. Tekton.
He doesn’t speak Greek, only his native tongue
Jesus was unmarried in his first coming. As Trump, he’s now making up for it
He accused black youths of rape. Jesus defended a woman accused of adultery.
He said the press made up fake news. Jesus accused the Pharisees and saducees of making stuff up
A disease killed off the old in his time. A king killed babies in Jesus’s time, according to tradition.
He rose from the dead after his first term
He was put on trial by his enemies
They tried to kill him, but unlike Jesus in his first avatar, Trump survived
Judas betrayed Jesus. Many tried to betray Trump, including Musk.
Jesus promised to rebuild the temple. Trump rebuilt a part of the White House.
Jesus threw out the moneylenders. Trump wants to upturn the banking system by promoting crypto
The messiah would end all wars. Trump has already ended all wars.
Jesus went to heaven. Trump went to Epstein’s island.
This is very convincing but I had always considered Trump to be the second coming of Muhammed. Consider:
Early on - Monks saw signs that Muhammed would be a great prophet
- People saw signs Trump would be a great businessman, actor and eventual leader of the free world
- Muhammed received the first revelation of the Quran at 41 years old
- Donald Trump published "The Art of the Deal" (Modern day religious text) at 41 years old
- Muhammed's first wife passed away in 619
- Donald Trump lost his first wife in 1992 (coincidence? I think not)
- Muhammed began his ministry and gathered much of the Arab world to Islam
- Donald Trump began his ministry and gathered much of America to MAGA
- Muhammed conquered Mecca and made a spiritual journey part of the Haj journey
- Donald Trump conquered Washington DC and commanded his forces to overthrow the government.
Please see part 2 where we compare the 5 great miracles of Muhammed to the 1000 miracles of Donald Trump
I see great potential in enraging two otherwise mutually opposed groups of fanatics, potentially uniting them in their common hatred of you…and bringing about world peace?
YOU are the messiah!!!!!
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I prefer:
2 Thessalonians 2:8
"And then shall that wicked one be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth,
and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming"
Danial 11:
"I beheld then because of the voice of the great words which the beast spake:
I beheld even till the beast was slain, and his body destroyed, and given to the burning flame."
all this useless beauty... but what the hell, why not?
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Y'know, you should all get together for a triptych: add "Why Trump is Martin Luther King, Jr" --
- both advocated for liberating their people from disrespect
- was from a race which against which there was widespread prejudice at the time (in Trump's case, Caucasian or "white")
- false accusations were leveled at both, trying to put them in jail (in King's case, successful)
- both were shot with rifles
- both were maliciously "investigated" by the FBI
- the followers of both were persecuted
It practically writes itself!
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(01-23-2026, 11:10 PM)dukealien Wrote: Y'know, you should all get together for a triptych: add "Why Trump is Martin Luther King, Jr" --
- both advocated for liberating their people from disrespect
- was from a race which against which there was widespread prejudice at the time (in Trump's case, Caucasian or "white")
- false accusations were leveled at both, trying to put them in jail (in King's case, successful)
- both were shot with rifles
- both were maliciously "investigated" by the FBI
- the followers of both were persecuted
It practically writes itself!
One big difference - the disrespect and persecution in one case was entirely imagined by people out of touch with reality, and watching too much Fox News.
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(01-24-2026, 03:26 AM)busker Wrote: (01-23-2026, 11:10 PM)dukealien Wrote: Y'know, you should all get together for a triptych: add "Why Trump is Martin Luther King, Jr" --
- both advocated for liberating their people from disrespect
- was from a race which against which there was widespread prejudice at the time (in Trump's case, Caucasian or "white")
- false accusations were leveled at both, trying to put them in jail (in King's case, successful)
- both were shot with rifles
- both were maliciously "investigated" by the FBI
- the followers of both were persecuted
It practically writes itself!
One big difference - the disrespect and persecution in one case was entirely imagined by people out of touch with reality, and watching too much Fox News.
Pardon me for mentioning it, but you seem to be arguing against the premise of your exercise. 
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(01-24-2026, 06:40 AM)dukealien Wrote: (01-24-2026, 03:26 AM)busker Wrote: (01-23-2026, 11:10 PM)dukealien Wrote: Y'know, you should all get together for a triptych: add "Why Trump is Martin Luther King, Jr" --
- both advocated for liberating their people from disrespect
- was from a race which against which there was widespread prejudice at the time (in Trump's case, Caucasian or "white")
- false accusations were leveled at both, trying to put them in jail (in King's case, successful)
- both were shot with rifles
- both were maliciously "investigated" by the FBI
- the followers of both were persecuted
It practically writes itself!
One big difference - the disrespect and persecution in one case was entirely imagined by people out of touch with reality, and watching too much Fox News.
Pardon me for mentioning it, but you seem to be arguing against the premise of your exercise.
Yep. Was thinking the same thing. It was a game of chicken and you won
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(01-24-2026, 07:37 AM)busker Wrote: I disagree
I approve this message - regarded the previous version as humorous rather than threatening, but this is more dignified.
To paraphrase a saying about academe, literary clashes are so vicious because there is so little at stake. (Applies to online disputes in general.) Or to quote another, though I can't recall the source, "What is best in life? To see the book of my antagonist remaindered."
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