Very Hard (In Popeye Verse)

[Erthona]

Very Hard (In Popeye Verse)
 
So he's coming cross the yard,
very hard, very hard
and he's singing like a bard,
oh so hard, oh so hard
he is wearing leotards,
leotards, leotards
and looking very hard,
very hard, very hard.
all the women have just swooned,
women swooned, women swooned,
but they'll be back this afternoon,
this afternoon, this afternoon,
cause he's looking very hard,
very hard, very hard,
as he struts across the yard,
across the yard so very hard.
 
erthona
 
©2016

[ellajam]

Ha, Just talking about Popeye last night, I yam what I yam.

I think you need another verse with the men swooning too.

[Erthona]

There are certain men, both happy and gay,
who'd swoon the morn and noon away,
because he's hard, so very heard
in his pink and purple leotards.
I hear them say, "Oh yes, oh yes,
he's firm and hard in his dashing leotards
and they like women within view
of only a barely a yard or two
they see him well
and oh what hell,
it is to look, but not to touch.

"Gets ya a load of these gams Olive Oyle"
"Oh Popeye, it wasn't your gams I was getting a gander at!"

"I'm hard to the fininsk
cause I eats me spinach,
I'm Popeye the sailor man."

a quickie for ella

[ellajam]

Oooohhh, Popeye. ><