The Alchemical Cowboy
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Saddle again 
the substance of man 
that be putrefied ridin’ the range. 
My hand is a friend of the transparent longhorn again, 
out where the lowly gypsum weed 
grows in back of the testicles, 
totin' my old disentangled whoopi-ty-aye-oh again. 
rockin' my forty four where you sleep. 
I begin to be alive in the saddle again, out every night 
and the only law is to confect semen.
 
Sealed up in a glass gourd again, 
my sperm and a man's blood 
and twenty Dutch eels in horse-dung. 
Nourished for forty days, 
I'm back in the tubules again. 
Let whoopi-ty-aye-yay go, my friend.

Them frogies is movin', 
my rawhide gal's emittin' thousands engaged in reproducin' 
but Spallanzani was the first to just rope 'em. 
Soon we'll be livin' in every wide station, 
waitin' with our semen at our side. 
Don't try to understand the wind and the weather, 
Hell's an encumbrance, 
seek out the ending, seek out that ride!

Males are external. 
Female vitles, lovin' and kissin's eternal. 
Brand 'em waitin' and impassible. 
All those things I'm missin’,
but good Spallanzani keeps them frogies rollin'. 
Notwithstanding his heart's calculatin', 
my streams are swollen and keep movin', movin', movin' 
in my tight taffeta pants. 
Love will be waitin' though they're disapprovin', 
just keep on wishin' 
equal eagerness 
in every future act of generatin'.



Listen to the theme song from Rawhide here before reading for maximum pleasure, if any:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_rHrLHIeyI

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(04-20-2022, 01:09 AM)TranquillityBase Wrote:  Saddle again 
the substance of man 
that be putrefied ridin’ the range. 
My hand is a friend of the transparent longhorn again, 
out where the lowly gypsum weed 
grows in back of the testicles,    I am a fan of this..
totin' my old disentangled whoopi-ty-aye-oh again. 
rockin' my forty four where you sleep. 
I begin to be alive in the saddle again, out every night 
and the only law is to confect semen.
 
Sealed up in a glass gourd again, 
my sperm and a man's blood 
and twenty Dutch eels in horse-dung.  
Nourished for forty days, 
I'm back in the tubules again. That is fowl.  Hysterical
Let whoopi-ty-aye-yay go, my friend. 

Them frogies is movin', 
my rawhide gal's emittin: thousands engaged in reproducin', commas here
but Spallanzani was the first to just rope 'em. 
Soon, we'll be livin' in every wide station, here aswell
waitin' with our semen at our side. 
Don't try to understand the wind and the weather;
hell's an encumbrance, 
seek out the ending, seek out that ride!

Males are external. 
Female vitles, lovin' and kissin's eternal. 
Brand 'em waitin' and impassible. 
All those things I'm missin’,
but good Spallanzani keeps them frogies rollin'. 
Notwithstanding his heart's calculatin', 
my streams are swollen and keep movin', movin', movin' 
in my tight taffeta pants. 
Love will be waitin' though they're disapprovin', 
just keep on wishin' 
equal eagerness 
in every future act of generatin'.



Listen to the theme song from Rawhide here before reading for maximum pleasure, if any:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_rHrLHIeyI


I have learned about Spallanzani's expirement for frog pants to confect semen,
and am the better for it.

This was pretty humorous, but I was lost through most of the poem.
The only Critique I can offer is some grammer.

I'll have to read this a couple more times before I understand,
or someone smarter than me can explain this,
which is also welcome.
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(04-20-2022, 08:32 AM)Semicircle Wrote:  I have learned about Spallanzani's expirement for frog pants to confect semen,
and am the better for it.

Then my job here is done!   Thumbsup
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