Dingle berries

[CRNDLSM]

Dasher dancer Prancer vixen
Comet Cupid donnor blitzen
Even Rudolph's no exception
All reindeer have guts
If the situations hairy
Santa clause will have a merry
Christmas cleaning Dingle berries
Dangling from their butts

Dingle berries, Dingle berries
Streaking through the sky
I'm surprised this jolly guy
Doesn't get pink eye
Dingle berries, Dingle berries
Landing on my roof
I slipped and oof! Found my proof
An imprint of a hoof

A diet of mainly candy
Isn't very handy dandy
Santa has to understand he
Feeds them honey buns
Tracking through the freezing snow
An over bearing heavy flow
That stinks and santa says ''oh no!'
Cause they've all got the runs

OH Dingleberries, Dingle berries
What a funny word
It's absurd that giant turd
Wasn't from a bird
Dingle berries, Dingle berries
In a Christmas haze
If it sprays or if it strays
It's happy holidays!

[dukealien]

A fine expansion/seasonal evocation of the traditional (and anonymous)

Birdie, birdie, in the sky,
why'd you do that in my eye?
Gee, I'm glad that cows don't fly!

[billy]

dingle berries times eight. glad i'm not the stable-elf