Hand crafted by idiots
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My father made himself a gun
pulled out a pistol just for fun.
He carved himself an old flintlock
its barrel primed, the trigger cocked
then waved it high no safety on.

So big it made his hand go numb
one click ignites the powders run
I have to say that I was shocked
Never give a child a gun

For as the fire-balls life begun
a trail of flames went round the sun
and landed on our neighbours frock,
police were called they took the lot,
a caution since no harm was done.
Never give a child a gun.

If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
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#2
Willie looking in the gun
Pulls the trigger just for fun.
Mother says in accents pained,
“Willie is so scatter-brained!”

—harry Graham [possibly]
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(04-20-2016, 04:26 AM)shemthepenman Wrote:  Willie looking in the gun
Pulls the trigger just for fun.
Mother says in accents pained,
“Willie is so scatter-brained!”

—harry Graham [possibly]

ha very good shem i missed the post with napm

If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
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