Anisometric property of quantum space blamed for Texas/Australian disparity

[rayheinrich]

Associated Press Newswire:  

An anisometric property of quantum space is being blamed for the disparity of recorded population
between Texas and its southern hemispheric echo, Australia.

Where are the missing 3.83 million people in Texas' echo in the southern hemisphere? Scientists
at the Center for Quantum Metrics at UCLA say it has to do with "dark vacuum", dark matter's
dualistic twin.

"The vastly lower population density of Texas' southern twin literally creates quantum
'holes' which effectively mask the existence of 3.83 million people (the currently recorded
difference in population between Texas and its seemingly lesser populated southern
reflection," says Physicist Martin Stewart.

[Leanne]

We have hidden them here, deep in the rock:




See, they're still trying to get out:

[just mercedes]

We have hidden them here, deep in the rock:




See, they're still trying to get out:

 

http://mapfight.appspot.com/au-vs-texas/...comparison

[Wjames]

Associated Press Newswire:  

An anisometric property of quantum space is being blamed for the disparity of recorded population
between Texas and its southern hemispheric echo, Australia.

Where are the missing 3.83 million people in Texas' echo in the southern hemisphere? Scientists
at the Center for Quantum Metrics at UCLA say it has to do with "dark vacuum", dark matter's
dualistic twin.

"The vastly lower population density of Texas' southern twin literally creates quantum
'holes' which effectively mask the existence of 3.83 million people (the currently recorded
difference in population between Texas and its seemingly lesser populated southern
reflection," says Physicist Martin Stewart.

A simpler explanation may be the little known Northern Echo in Canada, sometimes called Alberta; which, at the last (2011) census, had a population of 3.65 million people, although by now it is likely approximately 3.83 million.

[rayheinrich]

Associated Press Newswire:  

An anisometric property of quantum space is being blamed for the disparity of recorded population
between Texas and its southern hemispheric echo, Australia.

Where are the missing 3.83 million people in Texas' echo in the southern hemisphere? Scientists
at the Center for Quantum Metrics at UCLA say it has to do with "dark vacuum", dark matter's
dualistic twin.

"The vastly lower population density of Texas' southern twin literally creates quantum
'holes' which effectively mask the existence of 3.83 million people (the currently recorded
difference in population between Texas and its seemingly lesser populated southern
reflection," says Physicist Martin Stewart.

A simpler explanation may be the little known Northern Echo in Canada, sometimes called Alberta; which, at the last (2011) census, had a population of 3.65 million people, although by now it is likely approximately 3.83 million.

Not possible according to "dark vacuum" theory.
The quantum holing requires an area much more vacuous, not much less as is the case with Alberta
Now the whole of Canada, it being 1.3 times larger than Australia would work, only it is not
in the opposite hemisphere, and, for that matter, not more vacuous.

Let's face it, there's nothing more vacuous than Australia.

Population:
Texas: 26.96 million
Australia: 23.13 million

Difference: 3.83 million

Land area:
Texas 268,820 mi²
Australia 2,970,000 mi²

Difference 2701180 mi²

Density of missing people 3830000/2701180 mi² =

1.418 people per square mile

[ellajam]

Can we pick which of the people to disappear?

[rayheinrich]

A bunch of beer-swilling mullet-heads* and a can of spray paint.


*Ref: The Tracey Ullman Show, Edpisode 11

Can we pick which of the people to disappear?

No, there's no conservation of identity.

But there is a principle that seems to be in effect that's analogous to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.
It involves the indeterminacy of the number of people versus their spatial density.
Ray