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A renegade rabbit called Mike,
stole carrots from Tesco's each night,
tunneled under the shops,
for organic crops,
then peddled away on his bike.
Now Mike was a greedy young rabbit,
troubled by a carotene habit,
soon he stopped caring,
the raids got more daring,
he was caught with a kilo of carrot.
Breaking rocks with his teeth in the yard,
the time he was doing was hard,
each night in the shower,
a Hare called him flower,
and tried to catch him off guard.
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Haha! I wrote a little companion limerick to further satisfy my twisted sense of humor.
The Punishment Fits the Crime
There once was a poet named Keith
who wrote of a small furry thief;
this rabbit got raped,
his rear left agape,
at the thought of a carrot, he weeps.
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(06-28-2015, 02:47 PM)Wjames Wrote: Haha! I wrote a little companion limerick to further satisfy my twisted sense of humor.
The Punishment Fits the Crime
There once was a poet named Keith
who wrote of a small furry thief;
this rabbit got raped,
his rear left agape,
at the thought of a carrot, he weeps.
Ha Ha and I thought it was onions that made your eyes water 
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Fun poem, fun response, thanks for the giggle. 
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(06-28-2015, 09:39 PM)ellajam Wrote: Fun poem, fun response, thanks for the giggle.
thanks Ella, much appreciated
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(07-07-2015, 08:12 AM)Thomo1 Wrote: I am new here, but loving the mirth so far.
Hi Thomo1 and welcome to the site.
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Ha !!,, Thanks for the smirk and chuckle.
Obi.
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Poor rabbit. Thanks for the fun read, it gave me a good laugh
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(08-07-2015, 10:57 PM)Thomo1 Wrote: Naughty Mike the greedy lil bunny
swiping Carrots and paying no money
well he will get caught
and time in prison will be fraught
Especially after becoming another inmates hunny.
Nice one Thomo, keep em coming.
(08-09-2015, 02:12 AM)Obadiah Grey Wrote: Ha !!,, Thanks for the smirk and chuckle.
Obi.
Glad you liked it Obadiah
(08-10-2015, 09:57 AM)Volaticus Wrote: Poor rabbit. Thanks for the fun read, it gave me a good laugh
Hi Volaticus, it's good to know it works,thanks, Keith
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Hahaha! I personally love limericks. Yours was outstanding! Poor Mike! I hope that he can one day beat his carrot habit, but as he is a rabbit that may not ever happen.
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(08-21-2015, 09:38 AM)Soul Reaper Wrote: Hahaha! I personally love limericks. Yours was outstanding! Poor Mike! I hope that he can one day beat his carrot habit, but as he is a rabbit that may not ever happen.
Thanks SR, Ha ha yes its unlikely, much appreciate the kind words. Keith
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