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How does the moon clean the ice off its windshield?

How does the moon clean the ice off its windshield?
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03-05-2015, 07:35 AM
How does the moon clean the ice off its windshield?
It uses a skyscraper.
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03-05-2015, 10:15 AM
How did the invisible man run over his father?

trans parently
why didn't "my little pony" speak at Obama's inauguration?

she was a little horse
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03-05-2015, 10:32 AM
A slow news day and now this? aargh!
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?

The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
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03-05-2015, 10:39 AM
(03-05-2015, 10:32 AM)Erthona Wrote:  A slow news day and now this? aargh!

I know,
could life get any better?
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03-05-2015, 01:54 PM
Why don't cannibals like cab drivers?

they taste livery
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05-18-2015, 01:42 PM
What can go up a chimney down, or down a chimney down,
but can't go up a chimney up, or down a chimney up?
An umbrella
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05-18-2015, 10:49 PM
What did the Mexican lawyer do when he was stumped?

He got a case idea
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05-18-2015, 11:04 PM
Why don’t you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they’re really good at it.
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05-19-2015, 05:35 AM
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

fsh
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07-18-2015, 11:24 AM
How is a cheese maker like a dog?

he is always sniffing the dairy air (Derrierre)
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07-27-2015, 02:00 AM
What do you call a woman with only one leg?
Eileen

What do you call a Japanese woman with only one leg?
Irene
feedback award A poet who can't make the language sing doesn't start. Hence the shortage of real poems amongst the global planktonic field of duds. - Clive James.
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09-06-2015, 02:31 AM
Why do eagles never get sick?

because it would be ill eagle
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09-06-2015, 05:01 PM
What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens
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09-06-2015, 11:07 PM
(09-06-2015, 05:01 PM)rayheinrich Wrote:  What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens

And rabbits, and skunks, and beavers, and squirrels, and rats...
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09-07-2015, 01:52 AM
(09-06-2015, 11:07 PM)John Wrote:  
(09-06-2015, 05:01 PM)rayheinrich Wrote:  What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens

And rabbits, and skunks, and beavers, and squirrels, and rats...

My cats have the occasional rat, and one even had a
squirrel once -- I know this because I saw her on the lawn one
day and she was batting a ball around. As she got closer I
realized it was a squirrel's head.

But no rabbits or beavers as yet. And skunks? I wish you hadn't
mentioned that -- something else to fear.
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10-04-2015, 03:13 AM
What did the Brewer say as he put his mash kettle on the scale.

This thing weighs a tun!
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10-04-2015, 04:10 AM
What did the Human Genome Project find?
That we have about 24,000 genes.
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12-01-2015, 07:10 AM
what can you put into a person to make them lighter?

a hole
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#19
12-05-2015, 02:55 PM
oh oh, i've got one. . .

how many post-modernists does it take to change a light bulb?

none, they're all cunts
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#20
12-05-2015, 03:01 PM
How many pricks does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ass-holes can't change light-bulbs;
sure, they can get a good hold on the bulb,
but the rotating part always screws them up.
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