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A Higgs Boson walks inside a church admiring the stained glass. A priest walks up and says, "We don't allow your kind of particle in here".
"The Higgs Boson replies, "But without me you can't have mass."
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
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Oh dear.
A photon checks in to a hotel. "Any baggage, sir?" asks the clerk.
"No, I'm travelling light."
It could be worse
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"Are you sure there are no more rooms?" he asks the proton.
"I'm positive"
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Schrodinger's dick is both erect and flaccid.
The barman said "We don't serve tachyons here."
A tachyon walked into a bar.
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I know of this nice little sub-atomic cafe, although I should warn you, they are a bit quarky. Still it is charming.
Three quarks walk into a bar, one of them says, "Ah dammit, I can't hang with you guys, I left my gluon at home!
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
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Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
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Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said,
"I think I lost an electron!"
"Really!" the other replied,
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."
