CHALLENGE: write a poem using the term
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CHALLENGE: write a poem that uses the term "hippopotamusiform fertility goddess" or a variation thereof.
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(09-01-2014, 11:06 AM)crow Wrote:  CHALLENGE: write a poem that uses the term "hippopotamusiform fertility goddess" or a variation thereof.

Taweret had a syndrome and she swore unto her death,
but in spite of keeping fingers crossed an apotropaic Bes
tampered with her feelings. Aha, a damned good guess,
she was a hippopotamusiform fertility goddess.
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A beautiful hippopotamus-
iform fertility goddess,
lay still within her barren grave,
waiting for someone her life to save,
Along came a white rhino,
a friend of Captain Kangaroo,
he wanted desperately to help her,
but he knew what not to do.
So he made her very horny,
with his erectum ridged horn,
she jumped lively from her grave,
more alive than the day that she was born.
She said, "Thank you brave rhino
is there something I can do?"
You can look the other way,
while I take a mount of you.

So much ground was ground, under hoof, or feet, or claw,

and both were quite satiated, as all who sat and saw.    
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?

The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
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