Reliant Robin Super Van III
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I used to complain that dad didn't invent,
he had no contraptions or any intent,
nothing he made could keep me content.

He lived in his garage for nearly a week,
and built me a car that needed a tweak,
friends helped my push it up the street.

All of sudden and to my surprise,
I got me a girl to sit by my side,
out on picnics and scenic drives.

Upon the cliff tops on that ill-fated day,
the steering column went the wrong way,
over the edge to our deaths some would say.

But as we plunged to our final fling,
Toot sweets she began to sing
and then the car grew fiberglass wings.

If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
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#2
Hysterical Excellent Keith, I like your humour.
How much better would the film have been if they had used a Reliant Robin, British engineering and eccentricity at it's best.
I was going to ask that, considering it was the 3rd super van, what happened to the first two, but I researched it and realised that it is the actual name... Hysterical they really called it 'Super Van'...
Ahh!!! I've got it now.... 3 wheels... of course.
Cheers for the laugh,
Mark
feedback award wae aye man ye radgie
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#3
Imagine if Derek Trotter had got his hands on that machine of yours...
It could be worse
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(09-03-2014, 01:55 AM)ambrosial revelation Wrote:  Hysterical Excellent Keith, I like your humour.
How much better would the film have been if they had used a Reliant Robin, British engineering and eccentricity at it's best.
I was going to ask that, considering it was the 3rd super van, what happened to the first two, but I researched it and realised that it is the actual name... Hysterical they really called it 'Super Van'...
Ahh!!! I've got it now.... 3 wheels... of course.
Cheers for the laugh,
Mark

He He, when I sell all my poetry and become famous I will make that film, because it should be made......Thanks for your comment Mark, best Keith

(09-03-2014, 06:01 AM)Leanne Wrote:  Imagine if Derek Trotter had got his hands on that machine of yours...

Big Grin If he had got this car he would have been a millionaire by this time next year.

If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
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