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A billion dollar industry
collides with bathroom artistry,
the sole purpose designed to be
for wiping the outside of me.
But floral patterns aren’t legit--
this smelly business needs to quit.
No matter how often I sit
it’s always just the same old shit…
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hehe, nice one
ok crit for fun:
"smell business" as in perfume, right? how about "fancy business"? there is other much more smelly business going on, we don't want to confuse them.
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i like poems with the word shit in...
fart also rocks me boat a little
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Bought Sudoku toilet paper the other day... and all I could think of was the old joke about the constipated mathematician who needed a pencil to work it out.
What really freaks me out is when there are puppies and kittens on the toilet paper. They're not things you should wipe your arse with.
It could be worse
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(08-28-2014, 04:51 AM)cjchaffin Wrote: A billion dollar industry
collides with bathroom artistry,
the sole purpose designed to be
for wiping the outside of me.
But floral patterns aren’t legit--
this smelly business needs to quit.
No matter how often I sit
it’s always just the same old shit…
From the moment I read Legit I knew you would work it in or out so to speak....still made me laugh, you can't beat a bit of toilet humor. Best Keith
(09-03-2014, 05:57 AM)Leanne Wrote: Bought Sudoku toilet paper the other day... and all I could think of was the old joke about the constipated mathematician who needed a pencil to work it out.
What really freaks me out is when there are puppies and kittens on the toilet paper. They're not things you should wipe your arse with.
I had that toilet paper, it took me that long to complete a sheet that my legs when numb and I couldn't stand up.
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
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You made me laugh - and remember an election year in Australia, when I bought and used (and gave away as gifts) toilet paper rolls with Malcolm Fraser's face on them. That was the year of the slogan "Vote Mal, eat Pal."
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omg hahaha!!! that's brill.
