12-27-2012, 10:31 PM
A curious snippet had lunch with a cricket
they eat moth ball and mushroom pie.
Mr Snail the waiter came two hours later
with a drink that could close one eye
Now these snippets are prone, if they are left alone
to finding small pieces of cheese
when the cricket partook and his other eye shut
snippet lap danced a re-verse strip tease.
but the problem you see and I say this with glee
is that cricket, finally came round
and there in his lap, the snippet was sat
by seven jumpers, four bra's she was bound
Cricket jumped up and his fist he shook
at the clothes ball, that lay on the floor
over garments all gone, screamed what have you done
his mistake was in closing the door
With madness afoot, miss snippet jumped up
and swigged on her eye closing brew
they set off in a dance, called lost underpants
and from that moment on they just knew.
Blue bells chimed just in time
as the cockroach arrived at the gate
with snail as the vicar it could have gone quicker
they swapped rings at a quarter to eight.
The weather was mild and she heavy with child
felt the urge to call for the cricket
he brought hot water, she gave him a daughter
a mischievous bouncing young snicket.
they eat moth ball and mushroom pie.
Mr Snail the waiter came two hours later
with a drink that could close one eye
Now these snippets are prone, if they are left alone
to finding small pieces of cheese
when the cricket partook and his other eye shut
snippet lap danced a re-verse strip tease.
but the problem you see and I say this with glee
is that cricket, finally came round
and there in his lap, the snippet was sat
by seven jumpers, four bra's she was bound
Cricket jumped up and his fist he shook
at the clothes ball, that lay on the floor
over garments all gone, screamed what have you done
his mistake was in closing the door
With madness afoot, miss snippet jumped up
and swigged on her eye closing brew
they set off in a dance, called lost underpants
and from that moment on they just knew.
Blue bells chimed just in time
as the cockroach arrived at the gate
with snail as the vicar it could have gone quicker
they swapped rings at a quarter to eight.
The weather was mild and she heavy with child
felt the urge to call for the cricket
he brought hot water, she gave him a daughter
a mischievous bouncing young snicket.
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
great stuff.
