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Yeah I know what you mean by sexy brains, only yesterday there was a lady down at the beach with both hemispheres of her sexy brain exposed with only a hot pink thong preventing it from being roasted in the sun!! :angel:
Oh what a wicket web we weave!
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thongs were a great invention  they allow a women to be nuder than nude
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Lets not forget the men
PS. If you can, try your hand at giving some of the others a bit of feedback. If you already have, thanks, can you do some more?
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i rather
- the partially blind semi bald eagle
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i remember when i met addy's mum for the first time,
we had holiday on an island called boracy; beautiful place, whites sand, shallow sea as far as the horizon (almost) a stunning place, the this really fat middle age to older guy strutted down the beach in shiny speedos so tight you could only see them from the back. it was gross but funny at the same time. they didn't match his bald sunburned head though
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When I was in Spain years ago I saw this old woman with her top off on the beach. It was then that I begun to feel the love that dare not speak its name...
"We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges." - Gene Wolfe
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it looks like you're having trouble, i've sent you a link that should help you get round the site
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(09-14-2012, 06:48 PM)billy Wrote: i remember when i met addy's mum for the first time,
we had holiday on an island called boracy; beautiful place, whites sand, shallow sea as far as the horizon (almost) a stunning place, the this really fat middle age to older guy strutted down the beach in shiny speedos so tight you could only see them from the back. it was gross but funny at the same time. they didn't match his bald sunburned head though 
A Narcissus moment?
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yeah, thankfully i had some bermuda shorts
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(10-11-2012, 02:01 AM)Tuesday Valentine Wrote: undefined
unquoted
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undressed.
it seems tuesday has a problem we can't sort out.
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(10-15-2012, 11:16 AM)abu nuwas Wrote: (09-14-2012, 06:48 PM)billy Wrote: i remember when i met addy's mum for the first time,
we had holiday on an island called boracy; beautiful place, whites sand, shallow sea as far as the horizon (almost) a stunning place, the this really fat middle age to older guy strutted down the beach in shiny speedos so tight you could only see them from the back. it was gross but funny at the same time. they didn't match his bald sunburned head though 
A Narcissus moment?
I remember walking along a beach in a beautiful place, wearing my favourite speedo's, you know, tight the way they like em, and this pair of bastards started pissing themselves at my shiny briefs. I am now so insecure about my appearance I have taken to wearing Kaftans and a wig
Oh if they could see me now.
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I wish people would own up to what sex they are.... gets darned confusing, you know...
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i am mainly male. though i do have a feminine side
when people look at their naked bodies, are they ashamed of their bodies or of what they did to get it to such a state  . i could have definitely have eaten less
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(10-26-2012, 05:19 AM)TimeOnMyHands Wrote: I remember walking along a beach in a beautiful place, wearing my favourite speedo's, you know, tight the way they like em, and this pair of bastards started pissing themselves at my shiny briefs. I am now so insecure about my appearance I have taken to wearing Kaftans and a wig
Oh if they could see me now.
Serves those bastards right for holidaying on the Island of Dr Moreau.
(10-26-2012, 12:03 PM)billy Wrote: when people look at their naked bodies, are they ashamed of their bodies or of what they did to get it to such a state 
Not remotely. I've earned every little crease, scar or stretch mark -- of course, if my body was hideous I might not look in the mirror quite as often
It could be worse
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i admit to thinking if only, then i have something to eat.  . would i go nude if it were legal?
you must be kidding..
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If you did, they'd just make it illegal again
It could be worse
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I don't think people should be ashamed of their bodies. They are what they are. I do think, though, that bad cases should be shot, or hanged, going proudly to the gallows, or firing-squad.
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Trinny and Susannah must be made go first.
It could be worse
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10-27-2012, 06:35 AM
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(10-26-2012, 09:12 PM)abu nuwas Wrote: I don't think people should be ashamed of their bodies. They are what they are. I do think, though, that bad cases should be shot, or hanged, going proudly to the gallows, or firing-squad. 
thanks ed,
i supposed it would could down the unemployment lines  .
i've seen women wearing thongs at the beach and all you see are the sides of the waistband. god forbid they don't wipe their arses proper
(10-27-2012, 04:53 AM)Leanne Wrote: Trinny and Susannah must be made go first. who are they
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