I Am Peter's Mum:

[billy]

peter pepper picked a piece
of pickled porker off the floor
once again his drunken mum
had drank from 10 AM till 4

[Universalchild]

Off floor? Maybe stick a 'the' between off and floor. I'm not sure if 10 am should be capitlized.

This did amuse me though : P Short and witty.

[billy]

bugger, thanks

[heslopian]

This is one of the few poems which has made me genuinely laugh. Not bad for an extended "yo momma" joke It feels almost absurd to correct the grammar of such a limerick, but nonetheless, they don't call me "Anal King" for nothing: "peter pepper" should be capitalised, as it's his name. Thanks for the read

[penguin]

I couldn't resist it

peter pepper picked a piece
of pickled porker off the porch
his paralytic parent pissed
on pernod, punch and port

[Ruth]

peter puckered up his pecker
and pranced a practiced jig
penny peered a peckered peek
and squeaked, a little like a pig

a prod and a poke
and few small pops
left penny with a grin
peter praised and jigged his jig
and kept his pickle in

[billy]

i moved it to the poetry for fun section so you can all have fun with it. loved the impromptu poetry
keep it up

[Bronte]

peter puckered up his pecker
and pranced a practiced jig
penny peered a peckered peek
and squeaked, a little like a pig

a prod and a poke
and few small pops
left penny with a grin
peter praised and jigged his jig
and kept his pickle in

AND!

may all good Peter's pops be praised
then jig a jig-a-jig
and keep all pickles in a tin
in case the rust sets in

some days I just cant help myself!

[billy]

I couldn't resist it

peter pepper picked a piece
of pickled porker off the porch
his paralytic parent pissed
on pernod, punch and port

i like it

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peter puckered up his pecker
and pranced a practiced jig
penny peered a peckered peek
and squeaked, a little like a pig

a prod and a poke
and few small pops
left penny with a grin
peter praised and jigged his jig
and kept his pickle in

the imagination on you people is just plain dirty