I Fart A Beauty

[billy]

I farted loudly in the bed
so loud my bottom almost bled.
I knew a silent one that stunk
so bad I'd thought I'd lost a chunk
by popping out the turtle's head

my partner gagged, her face turned red,
she asked me if my arse were dead;
then chided me for eating skunk.
I farted loudly.

In shame I covered up with dread
and giggled while the shit cloud spread.
A mushroom cloud of toxic funk
a heady gas that made her drunk
a stench that could have pulled a sled
I farted loudly.

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Guidelines for a rondeau can be found here, care of Leanne.

[tectak]

I farted loudly in the bed
so loud my bottom almost bled.
I knew a silent one that stunk
so bad I'd thought I'd lost a chunk
by popping out the turtles head

my partner gagged, her face turned red,
she asked me if my arse were dead;
then chided me for eating skunk.
I farted loudly.

In shame I covered up with dread
and giggled while the shit cloud spread.
A mushroom cloud of toxic funk
a heady gas that made her drunk
a smell that could have pulled a sled
I farted loudly.

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Guidelines for a rondeau can be found here, care of Leanne.

What can I say. That bloody Leanne put you up to this. You are a wasted talent. Seems that this is your natural home.

I only know one rondeau and 'tis to the French Nat. Anthem sung:
Who wrote it, please.

A french man went to the toi uh let
to 'ave a....bloody good shit.
'Eee took hees shirt 'an trousers off
so that 'ee could....revel een it.
Mais as ee reached for the payper
'ee found that someone 'ad been there be fore.

(chorus)
Oooo Ay le papi-ay?
Oooo Ay le papi-ay?
Ah, messieur, j'avay manure.
Ooooo Ay, le papi-ay?
Best,
tectak

[addy]

Did I stumble into the sewer by mistake?

Okay, as for the critique. It's pretty darn great. I find nothing to offend me.... aside from the obvious

[Universalchild]

Haha very funny, no criticism to offer : P It made me laugh.

[Leanne]

turtle's with an apostrophe

instead of "smell" in the last stanza, what about "stench"?

That'll do me... for some reason I don't want to hang around here, it's a bit whiffy.

[billy]

What can I say. That bloody Leanne put you up to this. You are a wasted talent. Seems that this is your natural home.

I only know one rondeau and 'tis to the French Nat. Anthem sung:
Who wrote it, please.

A french man went to the toi uh let
to 'ave a....bloody good shit.
'Eee took hees shirt 'an trousers off
so that 'ee could....revel een it.
Mais as ee reached for the payper
'ee found that someone 'ad been there be fore.

(chorus)
Oooo Ay le papi-ay?
Oooo Ay le papi-ay?
Ah, messieur, j'avay manure.
Ooooo Ay, le papi-ay?
Best,
tectak

how did you know it's true, she did, i'll do a google later to see if i can discover the owner thanks for the comment tom.

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Did I stumble into the sewer by mistake?

Okay, as for the critique. It's pretty darn great. I find nothing to offend me.... aside from the obvious

thanks for the feedback addy, glad it offended

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Haha very funny, no criticism to offer : P It made me laugh.

then it did it's job thanks.

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turtle's with an apostrophe

instead of "smell" in the last stanza, what about "stench"?

That'll do me... for some reason I don't want to hang around here, it's a bit whiffy.

thanks for the apostrophe and the word suggestion, i'll use both