Allan Wolf's poem jokes

[ellajam]

Po-Joke #3
Question: Why didn’t the angry farmer divorce his wife when she traded
their prize milking cow for a book of poetry?
Answer: Because he vowed to love her for butter or verse.

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[Wjames]

Haha, here's my (poor) attempt at a few poetry jokes.

1. Why did the land mine victim write poetry in monometer? He only had one foot.

2. Why aren't poets rich? They write too much free verse.

3. Why are most poets amateurs? They don't like prose.

4. Why did the poet go to the dentist? He had no motif.

[just mercedes]

@ #4