Thanksgiving lyrics any crit

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Grandpa had his gun and Doberman pinscher
Preaching about sinners playing with his dentures
Cursing at his daughter someone better fix her
No one talking to her date she met on tinder
his son is in the bathroom on another bender
Taking medication to affirm his gender 
Grandma's trying to get a family picture
And uncle couldn't come as a repeat offender

Time to cut the turkey slips and gets her finger
Rush her to the hospital fun adventure 
Pulled over by an officer listen mister
I saw you changing lanes without using your blinker
I'm gonna need your id and proof you're insured
This is an emergency see she's injured?
But he writes me a ticket for an expired sticker
Ive never felt more like a lucky winner

I dont want to remember
This years thanksgiving dinner

Back at the house they've all lost their temper
Weather alert says we have a twister
Huddled in the hallway trying to find the center
Someone mutters they wish everyone was thinner
Now every mouth is running without a filter
The dog is going crazy pooping on furniture
She won't get her deposit back she's just a renter
Everything is good I'm not at all a heavy drinker

All of us have deficit attentions rrr
Somebody Gotta bring up religion rrr 
Arguing about the election rrr
Forget about native americans rrr
Climate doesn't change its always hot in winter
And hollywoods replacing everyone who's ginger
Holidays aren't supposed to be this bitter
Can we skip to the end of december

I dont want to remember
This years thanksgiving dinner 
I dont want to remember 
This years thanksgiving dinner

Rrr rrr rrr rrr