01-12-2019, 06:46 AM
One thing it took me a while to realize is: a lot of people don't think in jokes. I always think in jokes. To me the world is supreme tragicomedy. As example: One time a girl I was seeing said: ''You never take me seriously. You're always after women who are as smart as you.'' To which I said: Oh you don't have to worry about that, baby. There are no women as smart as me.
And then there's this comment I made the other day. People for some reason, though I think it's completely normal, get on my case because I'm notoriously falling in love with girls ten years younger than me. To which I respond: I don't know any girls my age, I don't think they make them anymore.
And whilst watching my mom while she was recovering from back surgery, she was complaining about my coat that has holes in it. She said no woman is going to want to date me if I dress like that. I often leave openings for people to make jokes. And they just don't do it. I guess they don't think in jokes. . . . I said, The girl I talk to has all kinds of money (She does. Her daddy's rich, like the song says. I always get messed around with these wealthy broads, because they're the only ones who don't pay attention to how poor I am.) but she chooses to shop at Goodwill, because she prefers things that look old. . . . Right there I left an opening. When I said: She likes things that look old; My mom could have said: ''Then no wonder she likes you.'' But she didn't. She didn't say that. People don't think in jokes. I wonder why.
I wanted to edit the post, and put a semicolon after old and leave My mom the way it is, in the last lines. But it won't let me, it won't let me. Can one of you kind moderators do it for me? It won't let me. +t won't let me.
And then there's this comment I made the other day. People for some reason, though I think it's completely normal, get on my case because I'm notoriously falling in love with girls ten years younger than me. To which I respond: I don't know any girls my age, I don't think they make them anymore.
And whilst watching my mom while she was recovering from back surgery, she was complaining about my coat that has holes in it. She said no woman is going to want to date me if I dress like that. I often leave openings for people to make jokes. And they just don't do it. I guess they don't think in jokes. . . . I said, The girl I talk to has all kinds of money (She does. Her daddy's rich, like the song says. I always get messed around with these wealthy broads, because they're the only ones who don't pay attention to how poor I am.) but she chooses to shop at Goodwill, because she prefers things that look old. . . . Right there I left an opening. When I said: She likes things that look old; My mom could have said: ''Then no wonder she likes you.'' But she didn't. She didn't say that. People don't think in jokes. I wonder why.
I wanted to edit the post, and put a semicolon after old and leave My mom the way it is, in the last lines. But it won't let me, it won't let me. Can one of you kind moderators do it for me? It won't let me. +t won't let me.