Pool Rules
Will Patrons Kindly Refrain From:

Slippy tiles aint no fun, when wet feet decide to run.
Bambi legs split and spread, try to help but laugh instead.

Fattest kid beaks the rules, tries to empty half the pool.
Trunks forced up his crack, give that arse a great big smack.

Hard case thinks its ace, to submerge another’s face.
Flay your arms and thrash around, kick his nuts and watch him drown.

Unwanted hands tip you in, shows the world that you can’t swim.
Doggy paddle to the side, walk away and keep your pride.

Bobbing couples sucking face, whistle blows and your disgraced.
Wear some goggles hold your breath, stay below and do your best.

If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out

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