fucking a hipster with a hatchet.
#1
Why do you spend so much time perfecting something hideous?

Abstract expressionist
is a pretty term for a repugnant craft.

and I write this shit because I see beauty in brevity

I see on her head blimp-sized golden headphones
I'm fuckin' living in an age where even your mother's tits are a metaphor.

Once a week I find myself vigorously plotting the death of every hipster with a paintbrush.
I'll be there in a minute.
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#2
hipsters, your older than i am Big Grin
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(02-26-2013, 05:09 PM)newsclippings Wrote:  Why do you spend so much time perfecting something hideous?

Abstract expressionist
is a pretty term for a repugnant craft.

and I write this shit because I see beauty in brevity

I see on her head blimp-sized golden headphones
I'm fuckin' living in an age where even your mother's tits are a metaphor.

Once a week I find myself vigorously plotting the death of every hipster with a paintbrush.
It seems every generation has its self-absorbed ass clowns. This is a beautiful sentiment. I wish the laws of our land would let you do something about them. The mother's tits line and the golden headphones are priceless.
The secret of poetry is cruelty.--Jon Anderson
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#4
I see two kinds of hipsters, and these two kinds have subgroups. The hipsters you talk about here, that's one kind. Then, there are the general hipsters; anyone that's attractive and has more than, say, five friends is very hip compared to me.

None of these modern day hipsters are very hip, or cool for that matter. But there are so damn many of them. And most of them have at least some money to begin with. So they can afford material and get support for their film projects and so on. Or, they can just dress and talk like the rich ones, and put their stuff online, and nobody can tell the famous ones from the wannabes, because they're doing the exact same thing.

Though some of the famous ones accidently produce some good stuff from time to time. The not-so-famous ones just have all the smart girls in your town following them around like spellbound rats. Then all you have is the envious, obsessive girls that got shunned by the hip groups for burning out on their recreational drugs.
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#5
Thank you all for the responses. I put this poem here because in a way it's kitschy--the meaning is handed to you.

I've always had a hatred for some art movements.
this here is dedicated to the bastards who make their parents pay for an education that encourages a sincere waste of paint.
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#6
You make your point; clear. Big Grin I like it.

If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
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#7
that certainly is a punch of a poem! I am not entirely sure what a 'hipster' really is, or at least their relation to abstract expressionism; I just thought they wore funny hats.

[just a ps. when I was writing my thesis at university, my initial idea was to write it about how abstract expressionism was a failure in comparison to 'figurative' painting, using Jackson Pollock [AE] and Francis Bacon [F] as contrasting painters... however, in the course of the research I actually became quite fond of Pollocks paintings and ended up dropping the idea]
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#8
I have a love/hate relationship with the whole movement.
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#9
I'm all for brevity, the beautiful people will always consider themselves the chosen ones and think they can get away with anything as long as there are fools who follow their lead, your title brought an image to mind that made me smile, in the 60' and early 70's hipsters here were jeans that straddled the hips, imaging fucking a pair with a hatchet seems quite appealing. God I'm getting old
never make someone your priority when to them you are only an option
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(02-27-2013, 04:40 PM)Smiffy Wrote:  I'm all for brevity, the beautiful people will always consider themselves the chosen ones and think they can get away with anything as long as there are fools who follow their lead, your title brought an image to mind that made me smile, in the 60' and early 70's hipsters here were jeans that straddled the hips, imaging fucking a pair with a hatchet seems quite appealing. God I'm getting old

If you're still alive you're still young.
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(02-28-2013, 01:13 PM)newsclippings Wrote:  
(02-27-2013, 04:40 PM)Smiffy Wrote:  I'm all for brevity, the beautiful people will always consider themselves the chosen ones and think they can get away with anything as long as there are fools who follow their lead, your title brought an image to mind that made me smile, in the 60' and early 70's hipsters here were jeans that straddled the hips, imaging fucking a pair with a hatchet seems quite appealing. God I'm getting old

If you're still alive you're still young.

The line has more impact if it's said by someone who traveled through time before. :x
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#12
Maybe I have O_o
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#13
D: If you did, it must be kept a secret! You don't want to create a temporal pair o'socks!
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