Things that are louder than my guitar playing -

The washing machine, hoover, the telly,
the neighbours washing machine, hoover and telly.
My garlic farts -- although garlic is optional --
The wind -- real wind and not farts again --
Seagulls chatting at 5 am, pigeons shagging am and pm,
dogs barking, a chaffinch fighting its reflection and cats - being cats.
Other neighbours music and an accordion player.
Kids playing, shouting, kicking the shit out of each other,
the arguing couple and the menage a trois.
Raindrops, hailstones and probably snowflakes.
The kettle -- the fucking kettle and now more than likely
me typing out this poem on the keyboard.

However the police only turn up for the guitar playing.
Fucking neighbours are deer to me!!

Posted this tune on here ages ago but the link went dead (the neighbours probably grassed it up) but here it is again
my guitar playing and tapping foot and a beautiful lass singing
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Excellent guitar playing! Very much enjoyed both the poem and the song.  If my neighbors were playing music like that, I would open my windows to hear better. I would not call the police.  Also, surely the accordion is much, much louder?!?  Also, garlic farts made me laugh.
The Soufflé isn’t the soufflé; the soufflé is the recipe. --Clara 
Damn skip that sounds real good, one hit wonder or is there a series to subscribe to?
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Cheers guys for the nice comments, much appreciated. As regards the accordion Quix Ambrose Bierce said it best in his Devil's Dictionary -  Accordion - An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin

Also as regards subscribing and stuff, not sure how all that works only managed to find Soundcloud today simply just to upload this tune but I do have some other tunes by me and the same girl Bee the singer here is another one Side Kicking Freak

And another double tune dgdgae
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They're pretty much Spotify ready I'd say, you can get on some playlists for sure
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