4:20 am
#1
4:20 am

I'm making toast in the tub
when my phone, two feet away
on the toilet seat,
blows up with an unknown number.

Now I gotta teeter-totter the toaster
from knee to knee
while I stretch to swipe left
and ignore the call
before this fucking moron wakes the whole house.
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#2
Good morning, how are ya? I'm calling from the Save the Bohonkus foundation...
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#3
LAME

4:20 AM
and it's not about ganja

LAME
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#4
(08-27-2019, 09:23 PM)RiverNotch Wrote:  LAME

4:20 AM
and it's not about ganja

LAME

Are there people who make toast in the tub without the influence of ganja?
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(08-28-2019, 09:02 AM)Tiger the Lion Wrote:  
(08-27-2019, 09:23 PM)RiverNotch Wrote:  LAME

4:20 AM
and it's not about ganja

LAME

Are there people who make toast in the tub without the influence of ganja?
Funny piece.
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#6
(08-28-2019, 09:02 AM)Tiger the Lion Wrote:  
(08-27-2019, 09:23 PM)RiverNotch Wrote:  LAME

4:20 AM
and it's not about ganja

LAME

Are there people who make toast in the tub without the influence of ganja?

Yikes I'd say any over prescribed medicine that isn't ganja!

Maybe characters from Hunter Thompson's life but they did everything besides ganja lol
Peanut butter honey banana sandwiches
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#7
Haha this poem is really silly, I feel like I can relate and a doughnut delivery boy 4:30am is my alarm Tongue.
Fun piece, thanks for the read!
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--mark twain
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