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(05-10-2017, 02:19 AM)burrealist Wrote: It fills me with hot pleasure when my rants turn into everyone else's erections.
Forgive me.
PigPen's throbbing members firmly salute the flagpole of your steaming essence.
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By erections, I meant nothing crude. My posts swell two-fold, and it feels great (inside)!
Who cut the bloody cheese?
"This is an aspiring quote."
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hi. Did you know that may is national masturbation month?
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Only one month a year?
Who cut the bloody cheese?
"This is an aspiring quote."
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(05-16-2017, 04:43 AM)burrealist Wrote: Only one month a year?
It's not what you think. It was created by a religious cabal of some sort and, just like NaPM, you're supposed
to masterbate once a day for 31 days. I tried it a few years ago, I lasted for about 12 hours.
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what a bastard, i thought you had to wank for one month, my cock's torn to shreds
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(05-16-2017, 09:48 AM)billy Wrote: what a bastard, i thought you had to wank for one month, my cock's torn to shreds
You're being modest; I'm sure with all your pre-conditioning there's hardly a scratch on it.