Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[rayheinrich]

Ole father time had a mistress,
sometimes one for each solstice-
from winter he’d spring
for summer to sing-
equinoxes often disastrous


The father of time was perplex'ed,
The months had slipped place, she was vex'ed.
The fix she surmised,
Was to alphabetize;
Now it's April comes first, August next'ed.

[Quixilated]

The father of time was perplex'ed,
The months had slipped place, she was vex'ed.
The fix she surmised,
Was to alphabetize;
Now it's April comes first, August next'ed.

Time sketched a year hypothetical 
with months rearranged Alphabetical 
they tried hard to change 
but it caused them such pains 
they ended up all needing medical

[rayheinrich]

Time sketched a year hypothetical
with months rearranged Alphabetical
they tried hard to change
but it caused them such pains
they ended up all needing medical


The father of time loved her clocks,
Their voices, all ticks and rich tocs.
She had dials for the sun,
And a watery one,
And a primitive type that used rocks.

[Mark A Becker]

The father of time loved her clocks,
Their voices, all ticks and rich tocs.
She had dials for the sun,
And a watery one,
And a primitive type that used rocks.

Now, most of the months are in order,
well, at least the ones farther up north are-
yet try as we might,
something's not right!
They're upside down south of the border.