07-27-2014, 12:50 PM
Hmmm... How about a threat for poems that are definitely not worthy?
Ill start
Craigslist salesman
One quick offer, from a strange tosser,
a twink of a bloke, who promised a poke.
He caught me while cumming,
pointing a pistol while humming.
Sure as hell shot in the head.
Woke up cold - my kidneys cut and sold!
Ghostly I gravely gasped
as my iced organs passed.
I shoulda never replied to that craigslist ad!
Ill start
Craigslist salesman
One quick offer, from a strange tosser,
a twink of a bloke, who promised a poke.
He caught me while cumming,
pointing a pistol while humming.
Sure as hell shot in the head.
Woke up cold - my kidneys cut and sold!
Ghostly I gravely gasped
as my iced organs passed.
I shoulda never replied to that craigslist ad!