shakespeare

[Leanne]

All Willy would have to do to be popular these days is go on Celebrity Big Brother and he'd be a hit. He had a good marketing team behind him (the royal family and all those upper crusties), so there's no reason he wouldn't be considered relevant today. EBB was a little emo, so she'd be fine, and her RB would probably write for some vampire series or other weirdness, so he'd survive too.

And Byron is a rock star. Mick Jagger would cower in shame.