billy
#1
It would be impossible to say too much--billy, you're a saint, and I don't know how you do it. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 

crow
A yak is normal.
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#2
Did someone slip you some happy drops? If so, no bogarting.

We love billy...but we don't ever tell him how much.

I've said too much already.
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#3

As Carrara marble was to Michelangelo, farts are to billy.


" What’s in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet; "


-The Bard Hisself

almost terse
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#4
i love billy. i love farts. ergo, i love billy's farts.

this frightens me in ways i can't possibly begin to explain.
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#5
I can't say I love billy's farts. Torture me all you want.
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#6

Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs;
And being purged a fire within our thighs;
But being vex'd a sea that's nourish'd farts:
What is it else? a madness indiscreet,
A choking gas before we must excrete.


(With no small apologies to The Bard Hisself)
almost terse
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#7
It's funny how quickly a thread praising billy disintegrated into Shakespearean poems about farts. Where is our fearless farting leader anyway?
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#8
Fearlessly farting as always.

To be sainted, one must first perform three documented miracles. Nominations for billy's miracles, anyone?
It could be worse
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#9
#1: I write something half decent once in a while, all power to the Pen.
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#10
#2:
somewhere on the Caledonic Isle
the billster made an ancient fungus smile
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#11
 #3:

He hath most skilfully conceived a site
That paragons description and wild fame;
One that displays the quirks of blazoning pens,
And from the vestments of creation casts
A frame to fit their humble scribbles in.


- Corrupted from Othello, Act II, Scene I
(With, yet again, no small apologies to The Bard Hisself)
almost terse
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#12
at least i don't tie patients down before shitting on them Hysterical

(10-23-2014, 07:25 AM)bena Wrote:  I can't say I love billy's farts.  Torture me all you want.
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#13
that one is attributed to st tom of the mushroom farm

(10-24-2014, 10:31 AM)milo Wrote:  #2:
somewhere on the Caledonic Isle
the billster made an ancient fungus smile
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#14
william has just face palmed you Confused Big Grin

(10-24-2014, 12:04 PM)rayheinrich Wrote:   #3:

He hath most skilfully conceived a site
That paragons description and wild fame;
One that displays the quirks of blazoning pens,
And from the vestments of creation casts
A frame to fit their humble scribbles in.


- Corrupted from Othello, Act II, Scene I
(With, yet again, no small apologies to The Bard Hisself)
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#15
(10-25-2014, 02:19 AM)billy Wrote:  at least i don't tie patients down before shitting on them Hysterical

(10-23-2014, 07:25 AM)bena Wrote:  I can't say I love billy's farts.  Torture me all you want.

He was asking for it. 
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