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From a kijiji ad I just found:

Quote:This shared-bed is perfect for a clean, dd free working female

I am 29 years old male looking to share my room with single female. I'm have an average body, it is nice and very clean room in two bedroom house, Internet and laundry included, I work a lot and on weekends. I just finished my master and I am looking for someone quiet, clean that will keep the room and bathroom clean all the times. I do not smoke, or drink. I'm a positive thinker, and a bit of an introvert, and I can tell you that I am not creepy. I don't like going to bars, I use laptop in bed so I hope that doesn't keep you up,honestly I am definitely NOT looking for sex or a relationship, The bed is big warm and cozy, and if we have any chemistry between us you are more than welcome to cuddle with me. just looking for someone nice busy with work, disease free, clean with no drama, just normal person, easy going not bossy or picky and has no attitude,

Should this advertisement attract you, kindly respond with a pic and a few words about yourself and in return you will receive my pic.

I wonder how many responses he received. Hahahahhahahahah

Please... please somebody poem it. Hysterical
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"I can tell you that I am not creepy"... right... how much will you bet that his masters was in IT? Big Grin
(03-02-2012, 04:21 AM)Leanne Wrote: [ -> ]"I can tell you that I am not creepy"... right... how much will you bet that his masters was in IT? Big Grin

He could be an engineer.....no, IT Big Grin
(03-02-2012, 04:21 AM)Leanne Wrote: [ -> ]"I can tell you that I am not creepy"... right... how much will you bet that his masters was in IT? Big Grin

Stating you are not creepy in a creepy kijiji ad is quite contradictory,
he must be a poet. Big Grin


(03-02-2012, 07:39 AM)abu nuwas Wrote: [ -> ]
(03-02-2012, 04:21 AM)Leanne Wrote: [ -> ]"I can tell you that I am not creepy"... right... how much will you bet that his masters was in IT? Big Grin

He could be an engineer.....no, IT Big Grin

You are just being silly now, everyone knows engineers become terrorists.Smile

i have to check out this kijiji site one day,it looks like srijijiBig Grin
"By the way, my bed's big and warm and cozy. Just so you know... FYI. Whatevs. (You're disease-free, right?)"

OMG, what an absolute gem. Big Grin Best of luck to you, buddy

sj you ole dawg, stop pretending it isn't you.

cane we believe if he get's a woman in that bed he won't be nudging her with his masters ???
i do think the guys on a winning ticket with his ad though.
yes,i think so too
i had a friend who would ask every chick he saw if she would sleep with him,total embarassing,cringe,but guess who was getting laid all the time?