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If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Love yourself Smile
i like it.

there's so many perfect snippets to say i suppose.
my advice would be, never give up.

ICSoria

Try not to slobber when you're older...say, 50 or 60, because your kids may get the idea it's time to put you in a home.

Sid
Hmm... just one piece of advice?

You can do whatever you like in your own room, but don't do it in front of Grandma.
(08-06-2011, 07:14 AM)ICSoria Wrote: [ -> ]Try not to slobber when you're older...say, 50 or 60, because your kids may get the idea it's time to put you in a home.

Sid
Speaking from experience, Sid? Wink
don't steal from daddy and don't drink daddies booze

ICSoria

(08-06-2011, 07:22 AM)Leanne Wrote: [ -> ]Speaking from experience, Sid? Wink

I hear rumors, and whispers...about a home. I've also heard them tell me not to slobber so much when staring at the beach babes. (...or as much)
Always be willing to give your best, without expectations from others.
learn to be happy

ICSoria

You wear a diaper in the beginning; you'll wear one at the end. Get used to it.
Figure out where you want to be at 30, make sure you're there by 25.

don't be cruel.