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Benny2guns

Here's one...Life is so much better in the city. I don't think thats true,what about you?
i don't think it is either. many come to them in hope of a better life (in the philippines) only to end up begging.

wanking will fuck up your eyesight....saying that i do have to wear specs Blush
getting older is getting smarter
why didn't i think of that?

Benny2guns

(02-03-2010, 09:51 AM)billy Wrote: [ -> ]i don't think it is either. many come to them in hope of a better life (in the philippines) only to end up begging.

wanking will fuck up your eyesight....saying that i do have to wear specs Blush

Wanking= whineing and i would say faulse or did you mean wacking?
The sewers of new york are full of alligators??
depends on what kind of alligators you mean,def.below wallstreet

there are sculptures of human faces on mars

PimpQ

Females are the cause of all trouble.

Somehow I never believed that, but that's an myth form old people anyway.

Benny2guns

Originates from the bible, original sin.

PimpQ

(02-03-2010, 03:19 PM)Benny2guns Wrote: [ -> ]Originates from the bible, original sin.

oh, ic now, so lets get rid of these creatures! Tongue

Benny2guns

You can catch the crabs from a toilet seat. Smile
not true, you can only catch crabs from benny Tongue

if you're pulling a face and the wind changes direction, you stay looking like that.

Benny2guns

Actually if the temperature stays just right I think you can in fact pick up the eggs.

As to your face ...I would say faulseTongue
men can't shit and come at the same time

Benny2guns

(02-03-2010, 03:45 PM)billy Wrote: [ -> ]men can't shit and come at the same time

ROFLMAO, I don't fucking know, have you tried it?Smile

PimpQ

YOU BOTH HAVE CRABS, GO SHAVE YOUR PUBS!!! AND BODY HAIR!!!!. THEN BOIL YOUR CLOTHES!!!!!.
THEN GO WALK AROUND AT A NUDIST BEACH Smile))!!!!!!!!!!!!
(02-03-2010, 03:46 PM)Benny2guns Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-03-2010, 03:45 PM)billy Wrote: [ -> ]men can't shit and come at the same time
ROFLMAO, I don't fucking know, have you tried it?Smile
i've tried shitting
and coming
but never at the same timeHuh

Benny2guns

Carrots will improve your eye site?
i've been trying that for the last 10 years,no success yet

if you sneak up at a bird and put salt on its tail,it will sit and you can pick it up

Benny2guns

(02-03-2010, 05:54 PM)srijantje Wrote: [ -> ]i've been trying that for the last 10 years,no success yet

if you sneak up at a bird and put salt on its tail,it will sit and you can pick it up

So thats what my cat does with the salt shaker.
Black Panthers are extinct in Canada.