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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A -T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'

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Have you seen some of those fat ugly asses out there? That aint easy work.

mrmod

(01-16-2010, 07:53 AM)Scrufuss Wrote: [ -> ]Have you seen some of those fat ugly asses out there? That aint easy work.

E+A+S+Y + W+O+R+K

5+1+14+25+23+15+18+11= 112%

So in life, never give your hardest :angel:

Benny2guns

It is indeed a very tough thing to go through life trying to put out someone else's idea of more than 100%. Alternativly the easy way out is to play the kiss ass, back stabing, break alot of eggs game to get what we want.
Personally I have never tried either route to acomplish anything.

d+0+t+h+e+b+e+s+t+i+c+a+n
4+15+20+8+5+2+19+20+9+3+1+14=100%
Everyday.

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You guys make me wonder if you realize that this post was just a joke, people!
Do we have a place to put the jokes and such, btw?

Benny2guns

(01-16-2010, 01:27 PM)Scrufuss Wrote: [ -> ]You guys make me wonder if you realize that this post was just a joke, people!
Do we have a place to put the jokes and such, btw?

Well i started a couple of joke threads in the sewer but you could start another one or more if you like.Cool

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I was thinking a specific category "Jokes, Riddles, Absurd concepts" or whatever under General Discussion. As long as they are not sewage type jokes.

Benny2guns

Sounds like a good idea to me, i'll post it up in the mod section and see what gives, ok?