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put a quote from anybody,one at the time,please.
here we go,
Sir Winston Churchill attends a party and as usual he's not completely sober anymore when barones such and so aproaches him and says,
"Sir Winston,your fly is open",to which he replies,
"Don't worry ma"m,dead birds don't fall out of their nests.
The critic has to educate the public; the artist has to educate the critic.

Oscar Wilde
NEVER WHISTLE WHILE YOU'RE PISSING

unknown

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(01-08-2010, 06:07 PM)srijantje Wrote: [ -> ]NEVER WHISTLE WHILE YOU'RE PISSING

unknown

Uhm..? I have to ask.. Why not?
(And yes I just tried it to see what its all about.. what gives? )
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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
Mark Twain
(01-08-2010, 06:07 PM)srijantje Wrote: [ -> ]NEVER WHISTLE WHILE YOU'RE PISSING

unknown
i love it but like scruffus, i have to ask why :p

one of my favorites is;

knowledge talks, wisdom listens. not sure who said it but i like it.
what do i know why?ask the unknown

mrmod

Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.

Jimi Hendrix

Benny2guns

Don't let your mouth talk you face into a beating

Don't know.
judge not, less ye be judged.
you see what you wanna see
you here what you wanna hear

harry nilsson

Benny2guns

Stop that,you'll go blind
so,somebody is interviewing this stuntman who specialises in jumping over multiple cars on a bike.
he asks him if he doesn't feel any fear,whereupon the stuntman answers
better 10 seconds of fear
then working a month in some stupid job

Benny2guns

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and i'm all out of bubble gum.
he snatched defeat out of the jaws of victory

churchill

mrmod

Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it.

Niels Bohr

Benny2guns

Stop or i'll shoot!!
a quote from Euripedes (which is also the name of an 18th century bronze mouse i adopted)

Do not consider painful what is good for you.
may the farce be with you

unknown
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
by
Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President
LMFAO

When the going gets weird
the weird turn pro

Hunter.S.Thompson
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